had been so bz recently, interviews, mid-terms, interviews, assignments, etc. which makes me unaware tat time is running short. my FINAL SEMESTER!!! argghh..now i knoe how those final sem students actually feel....Lost, miserable, sad? happy? stone? mix-feeling i think...one might wan to stay in Aust, but to stay here, u need a PR. Even u get a PR, u might not find a good job here as the labour market is superly competative! u wanna work, u wanna study...a Master or Honours perhaps. but...but....i'm real tired of study....i mean, i do enjoy the life being a student, but certainly not with assignments n exams..=S
So, this month's Farrango is sooooooooo interesting.. or should i say...too much sense of humour!!!
" Farrango Three-Step Success Guide"Step 1: CHEAT
- A classic! Cheat your way to the top. If Step 1 does not bring success, try Step 2.
Step 2: SEDUCE
-Fuck your tutor or lecturer-both for a H1.
Should Step 2 fail, Step 3 will be for you.
Step 3: LIE
- Sympathy, manipulation, and a forged Special Consideration form.
Should Step 3 fail, use the magic words : FULL FEE.
haha..i couldn't help laughing at it while showing this to my tutorial mates..yes...i'm actually reading this during my tutorials. =p
flipping the next few pages, i came across this
Study = no fail (1)
no study = fail (2)
(1)+(2) study + no study = fail + no fail
(study) (1 + no) = fail (1 + no)
therefore, study = fail
implying that....we should not study =p
wondering should we run a hypothesis study for this? haha...i'm so curious in wat conclusion would it leads to...
Kays...talking about finals..really need to work hard this sem...my Derivative Securities' mid term...like SHIT!!!!! real SHIT!!!!! FINALS....i real "mo ngan tai" (no eyes to see) =(
din cam whore for quite some time..haha...so....
juz to show u guyz tat...i'm stil F**kin alive...
